Tuesday, February 25, 2014

Cotton Mather on film

Cute piece in the New Yorker.

The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug”
★☆☆☆☆
A Small Pagan is enlisted by a Scheming Warlock to help a Pack of Bearded Devils recover their Gold from a Wicked Serpent. What can I say, I loved this Film. Nay, that was but Sarcasm! I have used the Great Deceiver’s own Device against him. In Truth, “The Desolation of Smaug” is an Endless Satanical Parade of Witchcraft and Lycanthropy, designed to lure all good People of God toward the hateful Flames of Perdition. I can only hope that the Third Installment is better.
I don't remember why I thought that would be a good way to spend my time now.

1 comment:

  1. Xopher Halftongue5:19 PM

    Cotton Mather, the Original Social Justice Warrior...

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