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#JadeHelm15 forces: Texas resistance forces now using weaponized armadillos. If you see an armadillo, do not engage. #OMGJadeHelm— FEMA Camp Commandant (@WonkyNewsNerd) July 20, 2015
We're capturing country music radio stations and changing their format to smooth jazz as we push further behind enemy lines. #OMGJadeHelm— Jade Helms Deep (@eclecticbrotha) July 17, 2015
So I'm in my holding cell at Walmart and Barack Obama came by and gave me....he gave me....healthcare. THE HUMANITY!! OH GOD! #OMGJadeHelm— Jason The X (@JasonTheX) July 16, 2015
This isn’t about land, or freedom, or even our New Gay Overlords. It’s about ... steak. #OMGJadeHelm— Devin Pike (@justdevin) July 15, 2015