Tuesday, September 29, 2015

"The Fade" is a hideous haircut and there should be a law against it

The Fade must be stopped.
I've hated the fade for a while but didn't know what it was called. This is an amazing haircut with the power to make any man ugly, even Brad Pitt.

I guess it's supposed to be the opposite of the much-hated mullet, but it's actually even more ugly, and I didn't think that was possible.

This abomination must be stopped.


  1. Anonymous8:49 PM

    Agree 1000%. I'm not sure why it's popular, and it's everywhere in the #menswear sites thereby encouraging others to think it's stylish.

  2. Anonymous8:07 PM

    I know this post is old, but please, please stop the fade! It looks like men have animal pelts on their heads! Even worse is when they pair it with a hipster beard...double ugh..and ugh to the women who think either is attractive

  3. Yes it is HORRIBLE especially with a beard.

    And it literally makes you look like a Nazi.


  4. Anonymous4:29 AM

    I just stumbled upon this now and even two years later, this gross hairstyle is on EVERY GUY. It's literally a plague.