Friday, March 11, 2016

Staaaahp it! I do NOT look like Nina Hartley!

This is getting ridiculous. From a recent Twitter conversation.





I did know who Nina Hartley is when I wrote that retort - this is about the fourth time I've been told I look like her - not by anyone who knows me personally, just people on the Internet. But I just didn't feel like talking about it with that creep.

Hartley and I are both white women close in age (she's older) with blonde hair, blue eyes and often wear glasses. I guess that's all it takes to look like someone when you're old. Jesus.

Other than the coloring and glasses our faces are completely different.

EVIDENCE!




As far as I know, the only R-rated movie Hartley made is Boogie Nights, from 1997 - about the porn movie industry of the 1970s - which she missed - she made her first porno in 1984 according to her Wiki page.

These clips show her appearances in the movie, except for the part where  (spoiler alert!) she's murdered by her husband played by William H. Macy.

This clip is NSFW.